Tag: Adverts from the 80s

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play

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I was a Marathon man. Not saying that I disliked Mars, but if there was a showdown at high noon between the two, I’d be hoping for Marathon to fire the fatal shot that sends Mars falling face-down on the dusty road. Visit William Hill bookmakers and you’ll probably find that Marathon would be outright […]

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For mash get Smash: a brief tale of the Smash Agreement

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Alien laughter Humans are strange. In fact, they’re hilarious. They prepare and consume a hard, round vegetable called Potato. They remove the outside with a long of metal device, put it in water and cook it. Now comes the funny bit: they then smash it to bits! Yes, they smash the potato to bits before […]

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