Fresh Cream cakes: they’re ever so naughty … but nice

LONG legs in high heels, the ripped physique, a lasting smile, low-cut garments that expose cleavage – all looks that many of us find irresistible.

The thing is this: true irresistibility is not about revealing cleavage, an awesome physique, showing-off sexy long legs or having whiter-than-white teeth, true irresistibility is about being enticed to the point of no turning back; there is a high degree of naughtiness with true irresistibility, and it is found at the bakery counter: cakes with lashings of fresh cream.

Fresh cream cakes has an impressive list of celebrities that could not resist: Cilla Black, Kenneth Willians, Larry Grayson, Frankie Howard and Barbara Windsor all wilted to the devilishly divine cream cakes – they all knew it was naughty, but they couldn’t resist.

Fancy having some naughty introvert time this weekend? Say no to having a night out on the town, tell the girls that you’ve got a horrendous migraine, phone the in-laws and tell them you’ve been sneezing non-stop and it is contagious – instead sneak out to the bakery and buy a couple of the biggest cream cakes. When you’re back at home, open the box and admire the edible porn before tucking-in. The oozing of fresh cream onto your hands and around your lips is all part of the messy, naughty but nice experience; no shameful feelings allowed, just lose yourself in the secrecy of your cream cake fetish.

Irresistibility unchained, tempting and delicious – fresh cream cakes flings open the gates of naughtiness and pleasure. Rest assured, as you’re lured through the gates of naughtiness and pleasure, you won’t be alone: you’ll be face to face with many others feeding their cream cake fetish.

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Remember when Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks threw their weight around the wrestling ring? A time when the Milk Tray Man secretly delivered chocolates. Mr Kipling made exceedingly good cakes but what was your favourite? Fun, straplines and nostalgic photos in the hardback book, Section N Underpass, a nostalgic trip reliving advertising, leisure and entertainment from the 70s and 80s – fiction with loads of interesting facts. Click any of the images below to get the rundown:

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