Cadbury’s Flake: not so elegant

SHE oozed class. She looked sophisticated. She was beautiful. Her abode was a luxury house away from the hustle and bustle. Her uncluttered home was classy: a four-poster bed, beautifully handmade furniture, large rectangular windows with long heavy curtains – classy surroundings housing a classy lady. The classy lady sat elegantly on the windowsill and […]

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Unigate milk – There’s a Humphrey about: quotes of frustration and the mystery of disappearing milk

“The milkman said he left three bottles on the doorstep, but I only picked-up two!” “My glass was full when I nipped-off for a quick pee… when I came back, three quarters of it had gone! I thought the wife had downed-it but she swore that she hadn’t. Strange …” “I’d heard stories about milk […]

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