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Classic advert: From posh to cockney – The water in Majorca …




The water in Majorca don’t taste like how it ought ta

This 80s advert is another one of those that seems to stick in our minds forever.

First and foremost, the advert has nothing to do with the taste of water in Majorca … it’s about pronunciation, perfecting the cockney language and of course Heineken, the beer that refreshes the parts that other beers cannot reach.



 A brief rundown of the characters at the school of credibility






The frustrated cockney


He’s persistent – even though his patience is being stretched to breaking point he’s not giving up. His facial expression has the look of ‘Why can’t you get a grasp of this!’ and ‘It’s not that hard!’ He has the challenging task of transforming posh into cockney.


Del the assistant and unsung hero

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Del tells the struggling posh lady to get her ‘laughing gear around that’ as he hands her a can of Heineken. Notice how quick Del is out with the refreshments immediately after his boss makes the request – efficient, no-nonsense service from Del.


The posh lady




She’s trying her best but it’s just not good enough. You can’t fault her attentiveness and effort, but a bit like a hamster on a wheel, she’s stuck in the starting position and going nowhere. ‘Ohh golly!’ is her surprised response after being handed a can of beer. Taking the first gulp in a rather unlady-like-fashion results in the massive shift away from posh to cockney. The second gulp ensures that any residue of poshness is thoroughly flushed away. She’s gone from ‘The water in Majorca doesn’t taste like what it ought to‘ to ‘The worter in Majorca don’t taste like how it ought ta’ – her pronunciation is bang-on and cor blimey she’s cracked it! Her next stop … maybe a ball and chalk to the battlecruiser to ‘ave a few pints and a laugh n a joke.


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Section N Underpass: the unexpected journey back to the 70s & 80s

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Carlton Krane arrives in the living room of his new home courtesy of an unexpected detour into the Section N Underpass.
The multi-coloured carpets, hypnotic-patterned wallpaper and the Cortina in the garage indicate a reversal of time.
Drawn to the utility room by the swirling sound of the twin-tub washing machine, he discovers a shoebox full of typewritten documents – documents containing details of advertising, leisure, lifestyle and entertainment from yester-years. Section N Underpass – the ‘N’ stands for Nostalgia – existing in the past… a reality! Tag-along with Carlton Krane whilst enjoying nostalgic straplines, stories, facts, photos and sketches.
Section N Underpass is full-on nostalgia without lumps, fat or gristle – guaranteed! Every page will make you smile, giggle or laugh out loud. A must read for anyone who enjoys regular trips back down memory lane.
Release date: Late November/Early December 2018.

Pre-order your copy here: Enter the Section N Underpass

Here’s a peek at what’s inside:

1. The Freeman Hardy Willis Shoebox 


2. Mr Kipling: The Master Baker And The Tale Of Sandra The Nosey Parker! 


3. Making And Consuming Angel Delight By Mrs Dolly Enright 


4. Cadbury’s Milk Tray… All Because The Lady Loves Milk Tray 


5. Lucozade – In Sickness And Health – Enthusiastic Advice From General Practitioner Davis J Daniels 


6. Wall’s Ice Cream Keeping Cool During The Scorching Summer 


7. Beanz Meanz Heinz 


8. Grandstand Or World Of Sport? Sport Rules On Saturday Afternoon 


9. How To Win At Monopoly The Cheat Sheet 


10 Smash Hits: Lester Drake Talks To The Bitch With The Notepad 


11 The Name Is Vic Held Captive By The Vic 20 Home Computer 


12. The Raleigh Chopper: Stretching The Imagination 


13. Ready Brek Central Heating For Harry 


14. My Preferred Choice Of Weapon By Mrs J. Hastings 


15. Ian’s Survival Plan Whilst at Grange Hill


16. The Allegro, The Ambassador, Sel The Mechanic And Castrol Motor Oil 


17. The Ford Capri: A Short Tale Of A Regretful Taxi Driver


18. The Green Cross Code Man – The Helpless Gent

19. John Stoneyleigh-Smith Is The Voice Of Access – Your Flexible Friend


20. A Brief History Of British Telecom Told By Eastender Scott Manning  


21. Matey To The Rescue 


22. The Big Clean-Up With Judy Jacobson


23. Brut Aftershave – Homme De France With Attitude 


24. Maxwell House Coffee

Pre-order your copy here: Enter the Section N Underpass


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Are you a lover of nostalgia? Take a look at the five popular blogs published in 2018

  1. Can you believe the iconic children’s TV programme Grange Hill is 40 years old this year?  Read out the Grange Hill 40: Friends Reunited – the return of the Nostalgic Geeks
  2. Remember the Shake ‘n’ Vac advert on television? Read about it here: Classic advert: Shake ‘n’ Vac with Jenny Logan
  3. Whilst we’re on the advertising trail, do you remember the Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills adverts with the singing workmen? Classic TV advert: Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills … we hope it’s chips … we hope it’s chips it’s chips
  4. How’s your cockney rhyming slang? Practice here as we take a closer look at the classic television advert for Heineken: Classic advert: From posh to cockney – The water in Majorca …
  5. Remember the days when cars had no electric windows or power steering and the radio and tape cassette were the only entertainment options? Check out some fantastic retro car advertising here: Yesterday’s Drive: A brief review of car advertising in the 70s and 80s


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Classic TV advert: Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills … we hope it’s chips … we hope it’s chips it’s chips

AFTER a day’s work, the workmen in the van sing about what would be a nice accompaniment to a steakhouse grill …

Will it be chips or jacket spuds

Will it be salad or frozen peas

Two others join in with:

Will it be mushrooms

Quickly followed by:

Fried onion rings

And all together now:

You’ll have to wait and see!


A brief tale featuring the driver, the choir and the steakhouse grill

The Driver


The poor driver looks totally fed-up when the first workman breaks out into pre-dinner-time song. He shakes his head and his face has the look of ‘Not again – I hear this every evening … why can’t you just bloody-well wait til you get home to find out?’ The whole shebang has got that broken record feeling. The driver just wants to put his foot down and dump his colleagues off ASAP!


The colleagues (the dinnertime choir)

Make no mistake these men have been practicing for a decent length of time (probably every evening for the last 18 months – same time and place to the annoyance of the driver). The first two lines of the song effortlessly rolls off the tongue and the timing of the others joining in is impeccable!


The Steakhouse Grill

Pure ground beef that looks like a steak and cooks like a steak. It’s what the men have been craving. There was no doubt the steakhouse grill would be on the on the plate but what would partner-up with it? The men were hoping that chips would beat-off competition from jacket spuds, salad, mushrooms, fried onion rings and frozen peas. The final question on the advert is ‘What will you give your old man with his steakhouse grill?’ – 80s advertising.


The end?


The driver has had enough – he slams his foot down on the accelerator pedal and goes around bends and corners like a drunk Formula 1 driver. The choir in the van are thrown around like puppets and the dinnertime song is replace by shrieks and bumps. He then drops-off his colleagues one-by-one by – a loud screech of the wheels is heard as he reaches each drop-off point. As each colleague stumbles out the van (battered and bruised), the driver sings ‘Will it be chips or jacket spuds …’



Enjoyed the blog? A nostalgic collection of blogs featuring a fun and factual look back at British advertising, leisure and entertainment from the yester-years are featured in the new hardback book, Section N Underpass. Release date 14th December 2018. Get the rundown and pre-order your copy hereSection N Underpass

Missed last weeks blog? Catch up with with another classic advert here: Classic advert: Shake ‘n’ Vac with Jenny Logan

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Classic advert: Shake ‘n’ Vac with Jenny Logan



DO the shake ‘n’ Vac and put the freshness back,

do the shake ‘n’ vac and put the freshness back.

When your carpets smell fresh, your room does too

So every time you vacuum, remember what to do.


Classic advertising

It’s still fondly remembered! The song and dance choreography was pretty impressive. Whilst its unlikely the whole nation did the Shake ‘n’ Vac dance when vacuuming,  the advert is one of those that’s planted deep in our minds and will stay rooted until we’re six-feet under!


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The tale of the vacuum cleaner and the glass ashtray



What was the reason for the large headlamp at the front of the vacuum cleaner? If late night cleaning was on the agenda then maybe a handy feature? Or maybe the designers at Hoover thought of it as a warning to an innocent passer-by – ‘watch out Hoovers about –  out the way or I’ll rip your feet off!’ Suggestions welcome please.

Also vacuum cleaners were not very featherweight back in the 70s and 80s so we’ve got to hand it to Jenny for pushing the hefty machine around whilst doing the Shake ‘n’ Vac’. A combination of pushing, dancing and singing probably meant poor Jenny collapsed on the sofa and nodded-off after filming the commercial!



The glass ashtray (sometimes full – The Royale Family comes to mind) taking centre stage on the coffee table is a reminder of how things were during the yester-years. Stale tobacco aroma engulfed us as we entered and clung to clothes for hours. And of course the smell drifted into the carpets too … Shake ‘n’ Vac to the rescue!


A fab performance by the original Shake ‘n’ Vac queen 

Jenny packs in singing, shaking and dancing during the 30 second advert. Her enthusiasm for vacuuming was pretty amazing. She helped the producers of Shake ‘n’ Vac, Glade, shift millions of bottles. A dazzling performance ending with clean carpets and a fresh smelling room. As the curtains closed the audience continued singing ‘Do the Shake ‘n’ Vac and put the freshness back’.





Enjoyed the blog? A nostalgic collection of blogs featuring a fun and factual look back at British advertising, leisure and entertainment from the yester-years are featured in the new hardback book, Section N Underpass. Release date early December 2018. Get the rundown and pre-order your copy here: Section N Underpass


Missed last weeks blog? Catch up on the happenings at Grange Hill here: Grange Hill 40: Friends Reunited – the return of the Nostalgic Geeks


Finally don’t forget the check out the Shake ‘n’ Vac advert here: Original Shake ‘n’ Vac

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Grange Hill 40: Friends Reunited – the return of the Nostalgic Geeks



The place: The iconic Elstree studios

When: A comfortably warm Mid-September weekend

The cause: The Good Grief Trust


Register and assembly

There was quite a queue of hardcore GH fans outside the studios – many of them dressed in true old-school style (‘Just say No’ t-shirts, full on GH uniforms, a gentleman wearing a Gripper Stebson t-shirt and many others sporting  retro clothing). I call myself  (and my business) Nostalgic Geek(s) but one chap pointed out that everyone at the event was in fact a Nostalgic Geek! I nodded my head in approval (hopefully the terminology won’t offend anyone reading this blog – be reassured, being a nostalgic geek is pretty groovy).

The conversations in the queue was what you’d expect from a group of GH fans – ‘Who’ll be here? Is Todd Carty coming? I wonder what the school dinner will be like?’

Like a rapid game of Snap, nostalgic topics began flowing during the queue discussion …

‘Why don’t we ever see white poo on the streets anymore?’

‘Remember going into the sweet shop and asking for ‘a quarter of sweets’? We didn’t know what ‘a quarter’ meant but we knew what it looked like!’


The topic of ‘THAT’ smell from the school canteen came up as we reminisced about the culinary delights of school dinners (sausages containing at least 45% gristle, grey and lumpy mash potato, vegetables that were over-cooked by about an hour all slapped onto a plate  – a ladle of gravy providing the finishing touch  – Bon appetit!)

As we entered the studio, the sound of the ‘On my radio’ by the Selecter pumped out of the speakers. The room was covered with GH posters and memorabilia – we had arrived!

The delightful duo: Lucinda Duckett (Ann Wilson) and Abigail Brown (Judy Preston)




The Good Grief Trust



So we’d forked out for this event and all the proceeds raised was going to The Good Grief Trust. The trust works towards bringing all bereavement support organisations under one umbrella – this enables the bereaved to find help and support quickly. The fact is all of us will be affected by bereavement during our lives. On a personal note, I wish I knew about the services available when family members passed away. It’s good to know that The Good Grief Trust are here to help anyone going through an emotionally challenging time. The Good Grief Trust is a fantastic, worthwhile trust.


Session 2: Friends reunited – a lesson on humility and amazing personal connections

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There’s something special about GH. We all have our favourite characters, episodes and scenes (One of my faves is Fleur Taylor playing the role of Imelda Davis, stuffing fibreglass down another pupils back – crewl!  Luckily her hands were free from skin-scratching material during this event) but what struck me about the day was there were no egos – we all seemed like friends who’d not seen each other for a while. The GH cast were just lovable, approachable and incredibly humble. Alison Bettles (who played Fay Lucas) told the attendees that she was surprised that anyone would want to come and see the cast – she was totally blown away by the amount of people that attended. Erkan Mustafa (who played Roland Browning) reiterated that the day was not about the cast, but about the fans – humility in action displayed by all the members of cast.

Q&A session in full swing. George Armstrong (Alan Humphries), Donald Waugh (Hughsie), Linda Slater (Susi McMahon), Lucinda Duckett (Ann Wilson), Abigail Brown (Judy Preston), Michelle Herbert (Trisha Yates)


There was an amazing connection in the room. I’ve never met George Armstrong (Alan Humphries) prior to this event but I was with him when he hung out with Tucker during the Grange Hill years. I’d even walked with him during the time of high umemployment during the Tucker’s Luck days. I, like many other fans, could really connect with the characters. The connection was no more clearer at the mentions and tributes for Terry Sue-Patt (Benny Green).  At every mention and tribute to Terry, I felt a deep sense of sorrow and sadness – many that attended this fantastic event was with Benny when he first walked into Grange Hill without school uniform in 1978.




Before lunch – attention to detail


Just because the cast were busy learning scripts and acting out fantastic storylines, they still had to squeeze in some proper education – they received three hours tutoring every day. They even had a chaperone, the lovely Grace. I had the privilege of meeting the 94-years young Grace just before lunch – a delightfully funny and humble lady. I got the feeling she kept the cast in line as I detected a no-nonsense vibe during our chat.


Lunch time!

I’m sure there were mixed feelings when mentioned that we’d be provided with a school dinner. Whilst talking to some of the nostalgic geeks whilst queuing to enter the event, I told them about my torturous situation at primary school. Because I lived two minutes away from school and my mum worked part-time, I had the privilege of  having lunch at home for the majority of seven years I spent at Harlesden Primary. There were times when mum was not able to provide a delicious hot meal at lunchtime due to changing shifts at work so school dinners stepped-in. The shift from home cooking to school dinners was like moving from a place a freedom to a torture camp – the nauseous aroma followed by dinner being slapped on the plate by serious looking dinner ladies in a no-nonsense stylee is an experience I’ll never forget. I was the child who’d sit staring at the plate whilst shifting the food around with my fork and once in a while hesitantly putting a morsel into my mouth – I was terrified to let any trickle down my oesophagus!

Was the GH 40th school dinner any better than the ones slapped on a plate during the 70s and 80s? Flipping heck it was a huge improvement! Sausages, mash, beans and gravy was on menu – the sausages were cooked to perfection and free from jaw-aching gristle – lump-free mash, tasty beans and gravy at the correct viscosity. I polished-off the pudding of cake and custard too!

The verdict: A massive fail! Far too good to be a traditional school dinner. Where was the mean-looking dinner lady keeping a watchful eye out for anyone not finishing off their dinner? Fail!



Final session, wrap-up and home time

The final session flew – there were more on-stage interviews, autographs, a raffle, lots more photographs and tucking into a slice of amazing cake.

It was a day of fun, laughs and friendships. I can imagine that many of us that attended had the GH theme tune spinning round and round in our heads and even humming it whilst leaving the iconic studios. We look forward with excitement to the Grange Hill 50th.

Tucker’s jacket!


The amazing cake made by Karen’s Cakes


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The Operation Game: A brief tale regarding the complexities of removing body parts



Original retro gaming?

WHILST growing up during the yester-years, board games were a popular form of entertainment – games like Snakes and Ladders, Monopoly, Game of Life and Scrabble ruled and there was no sign of the Playstation and Xbox. It was normal to have a board game on the living room carpet with players rolling a dice, shifting their piece around the board whilst kneeling or sitting with legs crossed.


Innovation and staying power

Manufacturers of board games have kept the innovation going to ensure popular games don’t disappear to the board game scrapheap – I’ve lost count of the many versions of Monopoly currently on the market!

The game, Operation, is still on going strong. Trying to remove body parts from patient without anaesthetic would normally mean the end of the road for the surgeon (career-wise) and the poor patient  – death! Luckily Operation was not so serious and very forgiving.

Below is a brief story of the complexities of removing body parts in the game of Operation (no one was harmed and no excessive blood loss occurred during the procedures)


The story begins …

THE PATIENT IS TERRIFIED and the surgeon has recently qualified – after years of rigorous study, exams, training and marathon hours, she’s qualified. Fiona Flump questions herself – is she up to the job? She saw the terrified look on the patients’ face. Words of reassurance spurted out her mouth and the patients’ heart rate stabilised. Now it’s time to back up those words of reassurance with action. Hopefully the patient will leave the operating table in a better state than he came in!


The procedure is simple – she’s removed spare ribs many times under watchful supervision but today there’s no supervision. She goes in slowly with the tweezers. The ribs is slightly off centre so she carefully moves it to the central position before the removal – a steady hand is a must as she goes in. The tweezers grip the ribs securely before being lifted out – success! Her reward – a relieved patient and £100!

Dr Flump knows there are more difficult procedures ahead. Below are the levels of difficulty for removing various parts of the body. These ratings are scribbled down on the wall of the staff toilets.


Adam’s Apple

Technique: Pinch hold of the stem.

Pre-op advice: The adam’s apple challenge doesn’t diminish whether it’s a golden delicious or granny smith!

Difficulty level: 6/10



Technique: Get hold of the tip of the bone.

Pre-op advice: Unlike a genie in a bottle, you won’t get three wishes to have three chances of removal!

Difficulty level: 8/10


Broken Heart

Technique: Insert tweezers between the broken centre and top half of heart.

Pre-op advice: A broken heart is fragile so handle with care. Advisable to ditch swigging the vodka during this procedure.

Difficulty level: 9/10


Funny bone

Technique: Grab the centre of the bone – dead simple!

After-care advice: After removing give your dog a treat – watch them chomp on the bone whilst wagging their tail.

Difficulty level: 4/10


Spare ribs

Technique: Go straight for the tip of a rib!

Pre-op advice: This is a no nonsense removal … don’t make a meal out of it!

Difficulty level: 2/10


Butterflies in stomach

Technique: Just like flipping a coin … choose heads or tails?

Aftercare advice: You’ll be floating like a butterfly and evading the stinging bee after successful removal.

Difficulty level: 5/10


Writer’s cramp

Technique: Just pluck it out!

Pre-op advice: If you can’t successfully complete this routine procedure … resign!

Difficulty level: 1/10


Bread basket

Technique: Into the jigsaw-like area with the tweezers.

Pre-op advice: You’ll find out which side of your bread is buttered if you mess up this procedure!

Difficulty level: 5


Charlie horse

Technique: Clutching the leg is recommended.

Pre-op advice: It will be tempting to slap a 50p each way bet on this removal, but remember … no gambling in the operating theatre!

Difficulty level: 8/10


Water on the knee

Technique: How else would you pick up a bucket? Get hold of the handle!

Aftercare advice: Throw the bucket of water at your colleagues in operating theatre – it will stop them dozing off!

Difficulty level: 5/10


Anklebone connected to the knee bone

Technique: None!

Pre-op advice: Warn the patient before the procedure that the chance of the success is one in a million!

Difficulty level: 10/10


Wrenched ankle

Technique: Get hold of the centre of the wrench.

Aftercare advice: Take the wrench home and mend that leaky sink. Alternatively it’s a good threatening tool to regain an unpaid loan!

Difficulty level: 3/10



Enjoyed the blog? A nostalgic look back at the popular board game Monopoly and the Vic 20 home computer is featured in the new hardback book, Section N Underpass. Release date early December 2018. Get the rundown and pre-order your copy here: Enter the Section N Underpass

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Keep enjoying the nostalgia!

Check out some memories of the Vic 20 here: Nostalgic computer memory: The Vic 20

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Rigsby’s rules – the rules of a rogue landlord

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The basics

WHEN considering renting there are some basic requirements that are must haves – affordability, cleanliness, safety, privacy and location are usually top of the list.


The ideal landlord

It’s reassuring to have a fair and honest landlord – a landlord who charges fair rent – someone who puts their tenants first, makes sure the property is kept in top nick and respects privacy.



The ‘do-what-I-want’ landlord

Step-up Mr Rigsby – the ultimate loose-cannon landlord. Money-grabbing, rude and unreliable. He was also sneaky, fast-talking, quick-witted, chaser of Miss Jones and hater of men with long hair!





Rigsby’s rules

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I’m sure Rigsby never bothered to hand-over a contract stating the rules and regulations to his tenants – if he did, it could possibly look something like this:

1. I, Rigsby, am the owner of this prestigious house. I will collect rent on a weekly basis. Failure to pay will result in instant eviction. This does not apply to any species of the female variety whom are single.

2. I, Rigsby, will maintain the house and ensure all major repairs are carried out in an untimely manner.

3. The tenant (s) must not entertain guests of the opposite sex within the house. Any tenant (s) found violating this rule will face eviction.

4. I, Rigsby, am the guardian of Vienna, the cat. Vienna has the right to roam around any room that is occupied by the tenant(s). Vienna has rights that exceed those of the tenant(s).

5. All rooms are fully furnished with high quality furniture. Any damage to the furniture must be fully paid for in cash – this can either be paid immediately or added onto the weekly rent (if paying in instalments added onto the weekly rent, interest fees will apply. Interest fees vary depending on the general mood of the landlord)

6. I, Rigsby, have authority to enter the room of any tenant(s) at any time without prior warning.

7. I, Rigsby, have the right to squeeze-in an additional tenant or tenants into an existing room that is currently occupied.

8. I, Rigsby, will ensure that the prestigious building is kept free from defects such as rising damp.


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Enjoyed the blog? A nostalgic collection of blogs featuring a fun and factual look back at British advertising, leisure and entertainment from the yester-years are featured in the new hardback book, Section N Underpass. Release date November 2018. Get the rundown and pre-order your copy here: Enter Section N Underpass

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Keep enjoying the nostalgia

Read the story of how opposites attract – Dennis Waterman and George Cole in Minder – read here: Nostalgic TV: Minder – opposites attract


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School punishment … retro style


AS a new school term is about to begin, teachers have the challenge of encouraging pupils to pull themselves together and shake off the summer holiday hangover. Many pupils eventually get back into the school routine without too much fuss.

Things were a bit different during yester-years – tough punishment was on the agenda for pupils who continued to slack after the summer break.

School discipline –  it was sometimes harsh and undeserved. Here are six common ways  teachers kept us in line.




Punishment by boredom. ‘I will not talk in class. I will not talk in class. I will not talk in class … I will do my homework… I will do my homework… I will do my homework … I will not throw things at other pupils… I will not throw things at other pupils… I will not throw things at other pupils’.


Stand in the corner and face the wall!


Punishment by boredom and isolation. A blank canvass is ideal for an artist but useless if you’re just standing there staring at it! Your nose is almost kissing the wall and your eyes go blurry. You’ve been ordered not to turn-round until told.


I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap!


You were unaware of the teacher behind you when the naughty word slipped out your mouth. You’re dragged to the toilets where the most scuffed and grubby bar of soap in shoved in your mouth – harsh!


Hit with the blackboard eraser

The teacher is scribbling away on the board. Whilst their back is turned, you have a giggle with and natter to your mate. What you didn’t know is that the teacher has eyes in the back of their head. The eraser is launched and hit it’s intended target …you!


The ear twister



The offence you committed was minor – you’d forgotten the name of the capital city of Brazil even though the teacher had mentioned it two minutes earlier. A twist of the ear meant you’ll never forget the city of Brasilia!


The Cane



You’ve been involved in a playground punch-up. After being dragged to headmasters office for interrogation, it’s time to take your punishment. The swish sound of the cane before connecting with your hand or backside was terrifying!



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A story of the deadly board eraser is featured in the new hardback book, Section N Underpass. Release date November 2018.

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Opal Fruits: made to make your mouth water


Opal fruits





THEY were made to make your mouth water. Even though now called Starburst, many hardcore old-school consumers still call them Opal Fruits.

Popular flavours were strawberry, lime, orange and lemon – all made to make your mouth water!


Advertising made to make your mouth water


Family getaways

The 1974 TV ad featured a family of four stuck in traffic. The two kids in the back of the car are jaded and bored but the mood changes to excitement when mum pulls out a bag of Opal Fruits. They become energised as they chew on them and the traffic clears.

We have a similar scenario ten years later – a family of four are waiting for their luggage at an airport arrival lounge –  they’re jaded and bored. Mum pulls out a packet of Opal Fruits and the mood lifts!



The chimp vote of approval

A 1998 television ad Pre-warned of the name change. During the ad, a chimp was given three choices for the new name:

  1. Jungle drops
  2. Chimpey Chompies
  3. Starburst

The chimp enthusiastically chose starburst after clocking the security guard with a banana!


The alien vote of approval

Again we were given the heads-up of the forthcoming name change – this time with the help of aliens! The three choices for the name change were:

  1. Lazerlicks
  2. Sodasuckits
  3. Starburst

The aliens bowed in approval for Starburst after clocking the green spiked-haired cleaner wearing headphones in the background.


Exit Opal Fruits – enter Starburst

After 28 years of making our mouths water, this was the end of the Opal Fruits naming. When many of us see Starburst, we pull out the imaginary correction pen and replace with Opal Fruits. RIP Opal Fruits – 1960 – 1998.





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Alien vote of approval

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Clockwise starring John Cleese: back to 1985



I’VE RECENTLY began watching the Tales of the Unexpected (TOTU) DVD’s – they were a Christmas present from my brother three years ago. The series totally freaked me out when I watched them in the 80s hence the reason why I’ve put off watching them until now. Luckily so far I’m surviving – no signs of nightmares or waking-up on a urine-soaked mattress.

The thing that struck me whilst watching the TOTU was how much more basic everything was back in the 70s and 80s – no mobiles or internet – if you’d mentioned to someone back then that we’d be splashing out 30 pounds for an electric toothbrush in the future, you’d probably be laughed at and called a loonie! So TOTU brings back memories of the 70s and 80s, but there’s one film that makes me feel like I’m really back in 1985 … Clockwise! Here’s why Clockwise makes me feel like a 15-year old again …


The Vehicles


Tricky to describe but all the vehicles scream out 80s. The two-tone Ford Transit van, the Cortina, the police car – there’s even an appearance of the Austin Princess! These were the days when we’d fill-up with four-star leaded fuel at the petrol station and pray the car wouldn’t let us down whilst on a motorway  journey. The four-wheel delights of the 80s!


The telephone boxes


Before mobile phones the telephone box was the only option of contacting someone whilst out and about. Watching John Cleese hammering the receiver in frustration when the coin slot refused to swallow his money was all too common in the 80s. The phonebox also proved to be an endurance test  – had the previous user just completed a marathon (Eau de perspiration)? Not sure if that pool of orange liquid you’re stood-in is spillage of a soft drink or from someones bladder? We can go on and on about the different smells too!


Train stations and British Rail trains 

1985 were the days when passengers still swung open the train doors before the train came to a halt whilst entering a station – lethal for the passengers standing innocently on the platform! Smoking in the carriages was allowed. Many of the carriages had a wooden look to them and the seats were blue with black stripes. Staff wore uniform bearing the British Rail logo. RIP Awayday discounts and soggy sandwiches wrapped in cling film!




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