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Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet – the mild cigar

 

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Disobedient ticket machine

HIS TRAIN is pulling into the station. He tries loading the coins into the ticket machine but the machine is not behaving and rejects some of the coins. He feeds the coins in again but the result is the same. Like a possessed gambler on a fruit machine he frantically feeds the coins into the machine again! Eventually the final 50p coin is accepted by disobedient ticket machine and he has a ticket to ride.

 

The attempted sprint

He runs into a multitude of passengers heading the opposite direction whilst running down the stairs to the platform.  The word ‘sorry’ continually comes out his mouth whilst dodging, weaving and crashing into the oncoming traffic of passengers. He makes it to the platform just as the platform conductor is about to blow his whistle. Disaster strikes when he twists his ankle whilst making a last ditched effort to jump on. Instead on landing in the carriage he lands flat on his back on the platform! The platform conductor blows his whistle and the last remaining doors slam shut. The train then creeps out of the station.

 

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Relief and comfort

Mentally and physically broken, he drags himself against the post bearing the station name. He reaches inside his pocket and pulls out a box of Hamlet and a small box of matches. He lights the mild cigar and puffs away – each puff leaving a cloud of smoke in the air like a steam train. The events of the last couple of minutes now seem mundane whilst observing passengers dashing around like ants. He happily puffs away whilst sitting in his new comfy spot.

 

Hamlet

 

 

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

Happiness does not come from a fat salary, spending time with loved ones or jetting off on exotic holidays. True happiness comes from puffing on the mild cigar after you’ve landed on your backside! Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet – the mild cigar.

 

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